Monthly Archives: March 2014

Techno-thank you

I’m sorry you haven’t heard from me in a while. I’ve been recovering from the deaths of so many good friends this year. From Homeland to the House of Cards, to Scandal and, most tragically, The Good Wife. I also … Continue reading

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The Bad Luck O’ The Jews

Green is not a good color for me.  I have been told I am a winter or autumn and green is really more for the spring complexion folks.  Which is why I have never been a fan of St. Patrick’s … Continue reading

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Jesus Christ Superstar

I spend a lot of time pondering. I ponder whether I can get a prescription for medical marijuana for the medical condition called “kids on spring break for a week.” I wonder how I would look in Pharrels hat. Not … Continue reading

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Quick note to Matthew McConaughey

Hi Matt, (may I call you that?) I watched your acceptance speech last night and I’ve got a question: What happens if I catch up to me in 10 years and I don’t like what I see? What happens if … Continue reading

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