Excerpt from “Mom On The Road” (due out by this Saturday, February 14-Valentine’s Day!)
I was retaining so much water that I could have easily donated some to a country
going through a drought. My hands and face were swollen and puffy. I could no
longer remove my wedding rings at the end of the day. If I was able to put on a
pair of jeans, I had serious trouble getting them off. If I was able to
maneuver them over my expanding thighs and ass, my brand-new chubby ankles were
the final roadblock to pant removal. It was not uncommon for one of my kids to
find me on the floor of my bedroom yelling for help to come pull my jeans off.
I was literally stuck in my life.
AND GET EXCITED FOR THE “MOM ON THE ROAD” SEQUEL: “MOTHER BLOGGER” (Due as soon as everyone in my house stops asking me to get up and get them things)
Here’s a sneak peak at the back and front cover:
From the author of the best-selling smash hit debut novel “Mom On The Road” comes the sequel fans have long been waiting for: “Mother Blogger.” Maggie Stevens returns home energized from her life on tour and from the positive response of her blog. She continues to blog, but when one of her posts exposes too much, her family’s life is thrown into turmoil. Come with Maggie as she figures out how much sharing is too much and where to draw the line in an age of internet parenting and “mommy blogging.”
“Mom On The Road” was released on February 14, 2015. It went straight to number one on the New York Times bestseller list and remained there for millions of years, beating out “The Bible” as the greatest story ever told. It has been translated into hundreds of languages, including “Idaga,” a language she used to use with her friends in the 1980s.
The book was turned into an Academy-Award winning film starring Julia Roberts as Maggie Stevens. The miniseries based on the book became the most popular television series ever, and the finale still has people talking to this day. Much like “The Sopranos” ending, fans still can’t figure out what the hell happened.
About the Author:
Allyson Ochs Primack is now a multimillionaire and she resides on her own island in the middle of the ocean. She has several servants and spends a lot of time hanging out in a white string bikini & sipping martinis without gaining weight. Celebrities often stop by her yacht, and they all enjoy jumping into the ocean together holding hands.