2016 is over. A year which no one could have ever dreamed up, unless they were an 10 year old girl in 1982 and they were actually having a nightmare. “Mommy, Daddy, wake up! I just had the worst dream ever! Mrs. Brady and Jason Seaver were dead. And Willy Wonka died and then our whole country decided that one of his Oompa Loompas should be our president!”
So now we head into 2017, and while everyone is dragging their melancholy of the previous year into this new one, there are some things to look forward to:
1. Scandal is coming back. It’s about time. Olivia: We need you now than ever, girl.
2. What will the White House be like now with a president who has not one, not two, but three baby mamas? How does that work?
3. Megyn Kelly on NBC!
4. The Emoji Movie! Trust me, watch the trailer. It looks hilarious.
5. A possible “Harrison Ford was the killer theory”- I mean, she did just write a whole book revealing an affair he had when he was married. He was really good in The Fugitive. He knows how to run from a crime.
“What’s up for us in 2017?” we are asking ourselves now. Well, I’ll kill the mystery for you: 2017 is going to be every year. It’s going to be the same last year and every single year before that. Good things will happen and bad things will happen. A person will have their 15 minutes of fame; a new talent will be discovered; we will see a movie that will change our lives and we will read a book that will touch our hearts. We will fall in love with a new movie star and binge watch a new t.v. show. There will be a really catchy song that we can’t get out of our heads.
Tragedies will happen- there will be a plane crash with promising young people aboard. There will be a terrible train derailment. Tons of mass shootings. Our favorite childhood celebrities will be taken from us too soon. New diseases will be discovered and people will die before we can figure out a cure. New cancers will appear and we won’t know how to stop it from spreading. But people will live longer due to miracles and changes in technology.
Great things will happen to really shitty people. Horrible things will happen to really good people. Karma may or may not even it all out in the end. Politicians will argue over ridiculous things and block each other from making real, positive change.
There will be racists and anti-semites. There will be those who encourage them. There will also be those who will try and make the world a better place through peace and acceptance.
Really cool things will be invented. Technology will get more advanced than we could have ever imagined.
It’s going to be all of the same things, just in a different year. So what do we do? Just sit back and watch another year go by?
We could. Or, we chould listen to the lessons from those dearly departed entertainers from 2016:
Instead of asking yourself how much of your time is left, ask .. how ‘em how much is left of your mind. Take care of your mental health as much as you do of your physical health. Surround yourself with only good people.
Take these lies and make them true. Stop the blame game. Don’t justify things by saying “life is short.” Your life may or may not be short, but the ramifications from how you choose to live your life will go on for decades. If you want to do something risky, think about the consequences and if you still decide to do it, just own it. Don’t blame it on the universe’s unpredictability.
Turn and face the strange : We can’t deny that this world has gone a little crazy. By pretending it’s not happening or that its going to go away, isn’t going to do a damn thing. You need do something about it. Help us make some ch-ch-changes.
There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination.: Always make room in your life for make-believe. Never stop dreaming.
Take it easy: give yourself more time to relax. You don’t always have to live life in the fast lane.
Just say no to drugs: (Not really, but I gotta give a shout out to Nancy Regan in here somewhere.)
Sing in the rain: Focus on the positive, even when surrounded with sadness and disappointment. Laugh and be glad for the things in the moment, even in the face of despair.
May the force be with you: You are stronger than you think and braver than you might know. Believe in yourself.
You’re a shining star, no matter who you are. Shining bright to see. What you could truly be.